mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

Apr 18 15:46 with 273,681 notes

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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Apr 18 15:44 with 400,616 notes
Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
― (via jessielou24)

That’s you. I want you

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Apr 18 15:43 with 15,792 notes
Trying to be adventurous with makeup

lifeofapoorlawstudent:

Expectation

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Reality

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Apr 18 15:42 with 322 notes

ggastelo:

A World Class winterguard floor is large enough to be a Blue Whale’s beach blanket!

Apr 18 15:39 with 83 notes
In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?
6-year-old child, addressing Hillary Clinton (via usnews)

Apr 18 15:14 with 9,831 notes

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

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Apr 18 15:12 with 511,273 notes

bootox:

I don’t think you guys understand that I make myself look 200% better on the Internet than how I look in real life

Apr 18 14:00 with 9,692 notes
We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational, and so disciplined they can be free.
― Kavita Ramdas (via thatkindofwoman)

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Apr 18 13:59 with 32,663 notes
Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 
- nuggets

Apr 18 13:56 with 104,555 notes
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