lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

Sep 30 2:23 with 372,112 notes

shouldnt:

if only you could customize your imessage color

Sep 30 2:19 with 8,296 notes
Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

(Source: hunterraiehorror)

Sep 30 2:19 with 263,897 notes
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

Sep 30 2:17 with 247,722 notes

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Sep 30 2:16 with 170,280 notes
I miss what I’ve never had.
― Six word story.  (via terrible)

(Source: pocahontes)


Sep 30 2:14 with 228,775 notes

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives)

Sep 30 2:13 with 453,259 notes

vagueversusvogue:

momentary—-phase:

Time to sit back and watch as I get 0 anons all night

Sep 30 2:12 with 35 notes
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
― Friedrich Nietzsche (via hqlines)

Sep 30 2:12 with 464 notes

seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

I

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Sep 30 2:09 with 58,310 notes

I am addicted Pinterest😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Sep 30 2:08 with 1 note

autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.

Sep 30 2:05 with 90,233 notes
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